It's another early morning on the crazy train, and since I really hate Caillou, I thought I would share some other things I hate. And no, this isn't a sly reference to Lauren and Jesse's event coordinator.
- late people This is because I am always on time. I start to sweat when I think of people waiting for me. I even get tense when someone is waiting for me to wrap a gift at work. And that's saying something because a) it's complimentary and b) I am a fabulous wrapper, so any waiting would definitely be worth it.
- ketchup, mayonnaise, and other condiments I really am grossed out by ketchup. I hate the smell and I hate how it looks. Same with mayonnaise. I even threaten waitresses to not put ketchup on my plate in a little cup or bring a bottle to the table. I prefer sriracha. I'm Asian.
- people in the right lane, who aren't turning right We live in Minnesota. Right turns on red are legal. If you plan on going straight, get in the correct lane so right moving traffic can continue uninterrupted. Duh.
- Uggs I know, I know, they're comfortable and warm. And we live in a cold climate half the year. But seriously, they are ugly and smelly. And ridiculously outdated.
- self-checkout lanes I can handle these, and would fully support them if they required a permit to use. Instead, they cause me frustration because the person in front of me can't scan, can't bag, can't swipe a credit card, or has coupons and wants to write a check. Ultimately, the support person who stands around with a set of keys, lording over her check-out lanes, is called in to "troubleshoot." So much for saving time.
- people who use the word, "supper" It's dinner. Straight up.
- mistaking your for you're One is a contraction for "you are". The other isn't.
- stolen internet connections They often fail to provide consistent service because they're stolen, and you can't call for tech help when they don't work.
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