Anyway, she told me some secrets. Although in my defense of spilling them, they aren't really secrets if she tells them to me, and she knows it.
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| I take you, Jesse |
Secret #1--She watches Jesse when he sleeps.
Hmmm. This is usually reserved for, A) newborn babies, as their parents are basking in his or her beauty, B) dying people, to see if they are still breathing, C) creepers
Where does our bride fall? Discuss.
Secret #2--If she dies before Jesse, she intends to haunt all his future girlfriends.
This is weird on many different levels. A) does Lauren really want to be in some spiritual limbo just so she can be a ghost and haunt someone? B) would Jesse really ever have anyone after Lauren? I would think he would curl up in the gutter and spend his life mumbling her name instead of dating around, and finally, C) Lauren actually said this out loud in the presence of someone other than Jesse.
Discuss.
This is from Karla Babcock Wissman, who apparently couldn't post on this blog and had a mini-meltdown in the process.
ReplyDelete"I tried to post this as a comment on your f'in blog and it won't let me. I even tried 'following' the damn thing, but NO. Your blog is a SNOOTY SNOOTY BITCH. Here's my comment, maybe you can post it for me?
First let me tell you a non-secret about Lo- there are NO secrets, she shares everything and says: Don't Tell. But she wants you too, she does.
Secret #1--She watches Jesse when he sleeps.
I think Lauren qualifies as a creeper of the friendliest sort, until she starts picking blemishes and plucking hairs off him while he sleeps. That crosses a line.
Secret #2--If she dies before Jesse, she intends to haunt all his future girlfriends.
I think this is perfectly normal of Lauren, this way she can still get attention when she's dead. And Lauren, if you read this: you would be a more famous ghost if you died or killed someone in a thrilling way, and much more likely to be able to stay and haunt Jesse. Find a way to make it all his fault and drive him out of his mind. You'll make haunted history for sure."
OK. I haven't clicked over to my blog yet but I see that K4 is now a follower. She better be following my blog too...and that's all I have to say about that. Or I will haunt you all when I am dead.
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